Bitch Please.

moonblossom:

samtarly:

my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised

I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as some French variation of the Doge meme.

TRES GEL. BEAUCOUP HOLD. LE WOW.

maxeth:

nicoleartist:

nicoleartist:

thinblackbeauty:

When you see it.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSD TO LOOK ATTHE FACT THE CHAIR IS BRICKTHE PIANO IS BRICKTHE PIGS ARE LOOKING AT THE PIGS BUTTTHE PIANO SHEET IS KINDA FLOATINGTHE FATHER IS SAUSAGE

THE FACT THAT THE PIGS HEAD IS DOING A 180

one of the pigs looks like donald and the other like popeye

maxeth:

nicoleartist:

nicoleartist:

thinblackbeauty:

When you see it.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSD TO LOOK AT
THE FACT THE CHAIR IS BRICK
THE PIANO IS BRICK
THE PIGS ARE LOOKING AT THE PIGS BUTT
THE PIANO SHEET IS KINDA FLOATING
THE FATHER IS SAUSAGE

THE FACT THAT THE PIGS HEAD IS DOING A 180

one of the pigs looks like donald and the other like popeye

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

strangersatthemall:

thisdorkyblogthing:

nekoconsulting:

Father—

What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin screaming at Loki wasn’t even scripted. Anthony Hopkins just made it up right there on the spot.

So Tom was probably thinking holy shit did Anthony Hopkins just HWARGH  at me??

DID ANTHONY HOPKINS JUST HWARGH AT ME

Me: *Finishes video game*
Me: Who am I????
sweaterkittensahoy:

danelorna:

i love happy coincidences

I may have just laughed way too hard. I don’t care.

sweaterkittensahoy:

danelorna:

i love happy coincidences

I may have just laughed way too hard. I don’t care.

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s…

baby-make-it-hurt:

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

OH MY GOD CAN YOU NOT 😍

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

lissabt:

A comic about… artistic limitations.

lissabt:

A comic about… artistic limitations.

maxeth:

zanareid:

maxeth:

zanareid:

ITS SO HOT THIS IS HELL

wtf its cold as the north pole here

can i go there

SWITCH PLACES WITH ME IMMEDIATELY PLEASE IM OPENING A PORTAL

i think your portal is broken

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

avocadofries:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

theconsultingshieldmaiden:

aegontargaryen:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

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I feel really gross now. Thanks.

photo Buffy-Is-Disgusted.gif

Oh fuck.

awkward-aeries:

Someone tell me I’m cute.