Bitch Please.

pessimisticallybeingoptimistic:

royal-armin:

phantomhive-brat:

makorraforevafangirl:

thesoccerrebel:

Internet friends. Better than the ones you have in real life.

this is too accurate

I hug each and every one of you through my phone right now.

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POST I HAVE EVER SEEN

I want internet friends..

spoopymusicalautomatqueer:

tbh this thing he does with his lips is not okay 

… Project Stop Tom Hiddleston From Biting and Licking His Lips Cause It’s Maddening 2k14

neuroticdream:

Uh… yes on We Heart It.

neuroticdream:

Uh… yes on We Heart It.

piglii:

goodbijojo:

I WANT A G FRIEND

goat friend?? I have you covered

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the-fast-and-the-fluffiest:

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

vgkait:

The Scooby Doo cartoons have kept the same style for almost all of its runs

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Then you have “Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!” and it’s like

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Who the fuck are these assholes

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? 

SERIOUSLY I NEVER SAW THAT 

queerbaitingforgodot:

[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

thecryptocreep:

forget-no-sleep:

thecryptocreep:

[x]

Tasmanian tiger, extinct

Although the video doesn’t work now for some reason.
There have been numerous claims that the thylacine/tasmanian tiger is still alive and well. It’s one of my favorite animals and I hope that it’s still out there.

jasjuliet:

magnificent-bbc-bastards:

This is the cutest thing OMG

HIS SHIRT READS, “I’M NOT SHORT, I’M JUST FUN-SIZED.”

jasjuliet:

magnificent-bbc-bastards:

This is the cutest thing OMG

HIS SHIRT READS, “I’M NOT SHORT, I’M JUST FUN-SIZED.”

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

ace-and-pan-dont-give-a-shit:

owlmylove:

you don’t “beat” depression. you don’t “defeat” eating disorders. you survive them. stop making severe mental illnesses sound like something you can overcome just by throwing the right punch.

Again: if it helps someone to imagine pounding their mental illness into the ground then let them.

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

zanbon:

blue-eyed-skeleton:

pixiiebutt:

because-blackgirls-duh:

linrenzo:

onlyblackgirl:

efecte:

sagaltesfaye:

onlyblackgirl:

I love my First Lady

Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks

literally all she does is try to make the country “healthy” by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*

Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.

In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here. 

  • President has 2 OFFICIAL jobs, Commander and Chief of the Armed Forces, but he only controls a limited amount of the funding for those troops (enough for 90 to 120 days) to engage these troops in combat. He CANNOT just declare war. only congress can declare war. The second, Accountant over the Federal Budget. 
  • He also is responsible for creating and balancing the national budget, but everything has to be approved by congress with a 2/3 vote. 
  • He signs bills into law, can veto them as well, however congress can override his veto. 
  • He assigns judges to the Supreme court, with the senates approval. 
  • He assigns foreign ambassadors, with the senates approval. 
  • he creates his own cabinet for people to research into areas that he might not have the time to, these are the only people who do not have to get approval from senate
  • congress is made up of 535 people (100 senators 435 HoR) for any of them to come to 1 agreement has only happened once in the history of this country, and that was to go into WWII, and even that the house voted 434 to one (1st woman house of Representative she was from Maine too, she voted against WW1 and 2)  and the judicial branch can call anything unconstitutional and kill it as well. 

and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds. 

That tea is delicious

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN! 

I would love for people to remember this when they want to start blaming the president. Any president, though not all of them have had good ideas.

lemme get in here a sec.

The President needs a 2/3 vote in Congress to get practically anything done, right? Well currently, the 133th US Congress is split with 53 Democratic senators and 45 Republican senators and 201 Democratic representatives and 234 Republican representatives. That makes a pretty even split between the two major political parties. Ever since President Obama was elected into office, the Republicans have voted down every piece of legislation he’s attempted to pass, in an effort to pin him as the worst president in American history, so that they can go back to their white-washed elitist lives and keep all their hoarded money from the people. The President has been doing everything he can to change things, but he cannot do that without the approval of Congress. Remember that week-long shutdown we had? Yeah, that was because the Republicans weren’t getting exactly their way with the budget, so they decided to shut down the whole goddamn government until they got their way. The United States Government relies on compromise and agreement between the two parties, and we’re seriously lacking right now in that department.

So if you want to blame someone for our country’s issues, blame the goddamn Republicans for acting like tantrum-throwing two year olds.

Literally we are currently experiencing the least productive civic period in the history of the country because the entire Republican party platform is simply “do not let anything from Obama pass”. How can anyone be mad at anything other than congress right now? CONGRESS HAS A LOWER APPROVAL RATING THAN FUCKING NICKLEBACK.