Bitch Please.

byndogehk:

thatwanderinglonewolf:

If you didn’t see the video I posted from before, I made it into a gif for you guys instead!  Watch the video here.

KICKY WOLF FEET

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

Popular Pups

onceuponaregalduckling:

theblogforadog:

Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies. 

Australian Shepherd

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Beagle

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Boston Terrier

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Chihuahua

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Cocker Spaniel

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Dachshund

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French Bulldog

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German Shepherd

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Golden Retriever 

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Siberian Husky

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Labrador Retriever 

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Pug

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Miniature Schnauzer 

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Sheltie

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Yorkie

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give me them all.

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

lordjimmjim:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.



I find this highly.. disturbing.

lordjimmjim:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

I find this highly.. disturbing.

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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demongodzoro:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

the-english-honeybadger:

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

Conceal… Don’t feel…

So wait does this mean that if we took away the whole being able to produce ice thing. This movie might have been about depression?

Disney has come out and said it’s about anxiety and depression so… yeah

the writers literally said that Elsa is a metaphor for depression

rainbowthundercunt:

I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

conv0itise:







I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain





 I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans



 there are two kinds of people




both please

conv0itise:

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain


I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans


there are two kinds of people

both please

therealduckandpenguin:

lawful:

fullcredit:

This is the most accurate sentence that has ever been said on national television. 

Truth.

Excellent.

How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things.