Bitch Please.

cosmicsyzygy:

smellydoll:

gnumblr:

google is letting you design a bracelet for free and will 3D print and ship them for free in the US

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go ape shit with this

i did this

I sent one to my friend without her knowing. It says “Auntie Beans,” the nickname I gave to her a while back. Long story… Can’t wait for it to arrive!

princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

emilysobservatory:

T h e   w o l v e s   w i l l   c o m e   a g a i n .

emilysobservatory:

T h e   w o l v e s   w i l l   c o m e   a g a i n .

doitsu:

iporygon:

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death

A character that sits next to the wall instead of the window in class to avoid being an anime protagonist

goddessbracelet:

tsarbucks:

science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill

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Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.

'Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the — ? Hermione — OW!'

plushestrumpest:

ectolime:

btw that picture of armin i drew

i accidentally gave myself A HEART ATTACK because when i was messing with the settings

all of a sudden he went from this

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TO THIS THING

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I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND SCREAMED OMFG IT LOOKS REALLY COOL BUT JFC I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT I GAVE MYSELF A FREAKING JUMPSCARE WHAT THE HELL

NOW PICTURE THIS THING POPPING UP AND SHRIEKING AT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU’RE ALL ALONE

I’M ARMOUT

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

miamiacoda:

DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SEND SOMETHING INTO A NEWSPAPER PRETENDING TO BE A MODERN PROFESSOR SNAPE OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO MCUH

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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safety-officer-barto:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

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my hand slipped.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH