my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised
I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as some French variation of the Doge meme.
TRES GEL. BEAUCOUP HOLD. LE WOW.
When you see it.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSD TO LOOK AT
THE FACT THE CHAIR IS BRICK
THE PIANO IS BRICK
THE PIGS ARE LOOKING AT THE PIGS BUTT
THE PIANO SHEET IS KINDA FLOATING
THE FATHER IS SAUSAGE
THE FACT THAT THE PIGS HEAD IS DOING A 180
one of the pigs looks like donald and the other like popeye
this is painfully accurate.
You killed thousands of people and destroyed Manhattan, Loki.
Adding these tags from Lokithesnarkworld:
#yeah…#kind of like thor#thor attacked jotunheim#and slaughtered frost giants over an insult#as I recall#he was banished to a nice midgardian town for three days#found a girlfriend#and returned to asgard a celebrated hero#I don’t remember any chains#or rigged trial#or much fuss of any kind#funny how that worked#also#there was more fuss over loki returning to asgard a criminal#than there was over loki falling off the bifrost#and presumably dying#it doesn’t matter odin if loki’s broken and suicidal#and most likely dead#but as soon as loki steps out of line#there’s a fuss#loki#odin#thor 2
Thor didn’t get a trial.
What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin screaming at Loki wasn’t even scripted. Anthony Hopkins just made it up right there on the spot.
So Tom was probably thinking holy shit did Anthony Hopkins just HWARGH at me??
DID ANTHONY HOPKINS JUST HWARGH AT ME
i love happy coincidences
I may have just laughed way too hard. I don’t care.
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s…
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
OH MY GOD CAN YOU NOT 😍
get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy
A comic about… artistic limitations.
ITS SO HOT THIS IS HELL
wtf its cold as the north pole here
can i go there
SWITCH PLACES WITH ME IMMEDIATELY PLEASE IM OPENING A PORTAL
i think your portal is broken
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿
I feel really gross now. Thanks.
Someone tell me I’m cute.